Man Barry, it sucks that you’re the one that got stuck with having to write about sports. Someone is going to have to write about the Cowboys come next Monday, and I know you’re probably hoping the Packers win so you don’t have to write something positive about the ‘boys. But rest assured, Jerry Jones will offer you…

Are you fucking retarded or what?

It’s football. Let em play!

There’s plenty of folks that can run fast and catch a ball. Your team still has a shot against my team.

Bro. Bullshit.

How does one sign a hole?

hahahahahahahaha!

If you don’t argue with police during your arrest, you’re doing it wrong. Just make sure it’s not related to whatever crime you were committing at the time.

Hispanics are a half-step away from implementing conservative, Catholic family values just like the governments do where they came from.

NICE TRY CAWKSUCKAS!

They’re not loud-mouthed, cry-baby attention whores.

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That quote of his is just full-blown blame the defense.

Meth. Not even once.

There seems to be a difference here, I’m just having a hard time sticking my finger on it.

THANK YOU! Most reasonable post out of 350.

The last half of the paragraph you posted is the best point on here.

I’m sure you’ve heard this one, but I think, if you’re playing a partisan game, then you present evidence. Or we can just sit on the sidelines while Team The Ends Justify the Means keep kicking our asses.

Or just an incredibly difficult way to find out that snowboarding was the correct choice.

“I’m glad our guy missed that shot because I’d rather have our other guy taking that shot.”