Metallica - Ride the Lightning (bitch!)

Metallica - Ride the Lightning!

He’s passed out in his car, pill bottle on the floorboard.

I like booze for all sorts of bonding. Jesus.

Holy shit, this black person isn’t all woke and shit?! Jesus, wat next?!

It’s Coach Shashefski.

That’s all well and good but no way am I giving up booze.

WORLDSTAR!

I was hoping for some more piling on from the comments section.

No provocation...lol

Ya, this is a dumb comment from a retard. Voting based on a gawker comment section. Jesus.

gun grabber!

I think you thought I was defending him. I wasn’t. I thought the comments on this one were great!

My sincerity was real. I think he should fuck off.

Let’s just all troll the shit out of each other, in real life now, too.

There’s a lot less at stake than a criminal trial.

The lexicon has been sullied.

Something that is indirectly related to your comment: the burden of proof in these student-conduct investigations is lower, but that’s because the stakes are lower. No one is going to jail. No one is likely losing their ability to obtain an education. So, I don’t feel for these kids at all.

This is the comment section we all want. Where we can unabashedly laugh at someone’s misfortune because fuck him, who cares. And since he’s relatively current, I get all the references. Go to Houston and start bangin’ H Johnny. Dallas is too good for you.

Suspend his ass for the playoffs.