This, also spiral notebooks are bad, but 3-ring binders are impossible...

When taking exams for those large classes with assigned seats in college, I would use my leftiness to ask for a lefty desk. As these are almost always located at the aisle, I’d have space for my stuff and myself.

Spiral Notebooks:

Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

We’re a a nation of 300 million people, and there are some bad people, there are some racist people, but on balance we are not a racist country, we’re not an unjust country.

I object to this recipe on general principals, but I’m still going to make it 😕

To be fair, publicly yelling out White House officials during their feeding time is not normal. It was Kristjen Nielson that made this trend the new standard of dealing with the White House.

Yup.  Gotta have that “woman-with-a-toddler” shield.

Caffeinated In Chicago, buy a single serve coffee maker (that takes grounds, NOT A KUERIG) and a Contigo coffee mug.  Hell, buy two, that’s how good they insulate.  All that will pay for itself in a matter of months.

I guess because “neutral facial expression or natural smile” is so subjective they’d prefer to just stick to the mugshot.

Nope. We (Americans) had passport photos for our daughters done at Costco yesterday and had to do multiples because my kids simply cannot help but smile. The photog was cracking up but resolute that passport photos cannot include a smile whatsoever. We confirmed this when we took the smiley photos, which we kept…

Maybe in the US. In Canada you cannot smile in a passport photo. Just FYI for non-US readers to check your local regulations.

You also forgot responsible gun owners

we prefer People of Collar

Small business owners

41. Yuppies

You also forgot ‘polite society’.  Fuck, I’m getting old.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

I want a candle that smells like a Taco Bell or a Burger King or a nice Italian Pizza Place

I want a candle that smells like a Taco Bell or a Burger King or a nice Italian Pizza Place