Based on that photo, it would only take about five minutes to wash all those plates by hand.

Based on that photo, it would only take about five minutes to wash all those plates by hand.

I was just writing percent change problems for my math class, so I think your 150% might be a 50% increase. (If you truly did more than double your money, good for you.)

I’m hard pressed to imagine any situation that I would need the help of 13 year old me, unless it was figuring out where I tucked away my Atari 2600 when I bought a Sega Master System at a yard sale.

The only upside to Keurig: easy clean, single-serve, fast coffee.

The only upside to Keurig: easy clean, single-serve, fast coffee.

Need a proper grinder for most of these! Can’t get “ground coffee” from the store if you want french press/pour over that doesn’t suck.

Need a proper grinder for most of these! Can’t get “ground coffee” from the store if you want french press/pour over…

Fuck Keurig.

Fuck Keurig.

I was on a call with a vendor today who went with the brilliant tactic “to conserve bandwidth for other at-home workers, let’s just go with audio today.”

It’s a good thing now to frequent Asian businesses in general. They’re hurting. One of my favorite places to get Chinese takeout decided to close because they were getting so many nasty phone calls from racists blaming them for the virus. People fucking suck.

A lot of people use the green cleaners. Which are not rated to kill coronavirii. So they need new cleaning agents. 

Not blaming you for anything. Sorry if that came off that way.

At least everyone will know if you have a nose hair situation happening. My boss has the same setup and we roasted him for about 5 minutes last week because the "God angle" on his camera went right up his nose. Oi!

I would like to give a shout out to Dell, maker of my employer issued laptop, for having the bright idea to place the webcam at the bottom of my screen. Not only is it an awful angle, but it adds the distraction of my knuckles as my hands rest on the keyboard.

(shatters both screens)

This is the correct take. Screens can be made nearly bezel-less and the tiny black stripe/crease across the middle of the screen would not bother me very much.

Damn it, Motorola, just sell one with a split glass screen for standard phone money so customers can afford it and not worry about sitting on it wrong or a piece of sand or rain drop landing on the screen and destroying it.

I just use my American Airlines card for gas only. Keeps my miles from expiring and if it gets skimmed I don’t really care because I don’t have any autopay on that card.

Have you ever left it playing while in another room? I know they recently added a feature (I think you had to opt-0ut, too) where, instead of playing the next song from your library / playlist, it would automatically find a new song that was liked by users with similar taste.

Finally, someone who gets it.  People who have too high of standards for interaction are not worth interacting with.

and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

I want to live in this world where a raise means more money to put toward things. This year I got a raise...and my rent went up and grocery prices went up and fuel prices went up and so on. Sure, it would have been nice to send that extra $100 a month to retirement or savings or extra fun. But, that’s just not how…