But you’re not even gay so don’t even try, it’s like saying “if I were black” or if “I were latinx”. Your comments don’t help those who are trying to come out to themselves

If they are delivering food court items I’m in trouble.

:(

I’m usually asking myself what book can I stand to get rid of to make room for this book that I just got.

Or how many books do I have to move to fit this one on a shelf? Does Paula Deen fit better in celebrity, Georgia, or southern?

Updated!

Hmm, I assumed the tax referred to the $200. I’ll reach out to Olive Garden and get some clarity.

Well it didn’t work the first time during the announcement talk, so...

*Texas schools

Catholic schools.

The best piece of advice I can give job seekers is to have the substance of Hillary Clinton and the salesmanship of Donald Trump.

How about “don’t drive high”?

But here’s the thing. I commute by bus. I sit on that fabric bus seat, then I go about my day and sit in various places. Even though the item may not be DIRTY dirty, it’s gotten a little fouled up. If I’ve only worn the item for a couple of hours, I hang it up on my worn-but-still-ok wall. But if I’ve worn it all day,…

Also, it could easily have been parts of Rhode Island, up there in the woods, like Foster, but those folks don’t have the internet yet so they’re left to carve racial epithets on trees.

Rutland.

Plagiarism: When grammar suddenly improves, albeit briefly, in a sea of crappy writing.

I looked at it though a sock.

My son thought those were for earbuds. Put the player in a side pocket, zip the pocket almost closed, loop the buds through the leather loop and insert, adjust as needed.