Caffeinated In Chicago, buy a single serve coffee maker (that takes grounds, NOT A KUERIG) and a Contigo coffee mug.  Hell, buy two, that’s how good they insulate.  All that will pay for itself in a matter of months.

I guess because “neutral facial expression or natural smile” is so subjective they’d prefer to just stick to the mugshot.

Nope. We (Americans) had passport photos for our daughters done at Costco yesterday and had to do multiples because my kids simply cannot help but smile. The photog was cracking up but resolute that passport photos cannot include a smile whatsoever. We confirmed this when we took the smiley photos, which we kept…

Maybe in the US. In Canada you cannot smile in a passport photo. Just FYI for non-US readers to check your local regulations.

You also forgot responsible gun owners

we prefer People of Collar

Small business owners

41. Yuppies

You also forgot ‘polite society’.  Fuck, I’m getting old.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

Further — For most people who can safely do so: Grab a bicycle and enjoy (infinte) MPG on your commute while you nurse along the mileage / maintenance on your regular vehicle.

Negotiation!!

Used dealers will typically only take like 250 off their best price, but on craigslist I often get thousands off.

I normally target people who are priced a hair too high, then I low-ball them. They say things like “your offer sucks but no one else even gave me an offer so I’ll take it”.

So I get it for like…

So you didn’t finish?

Copying your job description is better than nothing, but for most positions higher than entry-level, this is terrible advice, because it ignores your accomplishments in favor of your duties. “Ran reports” is a duty. “Redesigned sales commission report to reduce time required to generate by 75%” is an accomplishment.

Also: cut your ecological footprint in other ways if you need/love air conditioning, and be moderate in your air conditioning but use it. I get what you’re saying, but I get very, very pissed every year when people give me shit for running my air.

Three words: national minimum wage.

I always read the airworthiness certificate, and no one has ever said anything about it.

The only way to win is not to play.

I want a candle that smells like a Taco Bell or a Burger King or a nice Italian Pizza Place

I want a candle that smells like a Taco Bell or a Burger King or a nice Italian Pizza Place