This is what i dont get, the Repubs actually think “These are people who want to come to work and live here’ is exploiting our week immigration laws? Are people who simply want to work and live the type of people we want?

‘Let’s talk about your book’ Ah, there is the Journalism and reporting we need!

I love how one of our greatest current geo-political adversaries actually influenced our election and F&F is just like ‘NORWAY!?!?” hahah libs are such snowflakes.. you think the FBI would investigate THAT?’ and their followers eat that straw like horses...

“Even if it’s 30 years later,” exoneree Raymond Santana told TMZ earlier this month. “She has to pay for her crime.”

an Arizona immigration activist on trial for helping undocumented migrants survive in the desert

This section, that response, freaking hilarious

“If it was me, I would have offered to drop the $15,000 payment in exchange for getting to punch Alex Jones one time in the face dick and balls while wearing a pair of brass knuckles.”

I may be in the minority, but i saw this Tweet on my timeline and laughed out loud... this is honestly the only thing Ted Cruz has ever done in his life that brought emotions other than rage and disgust... i give him 1 Kinja star!

What about breaking the Hatch Act in bold site for the world to see, and getaway with it absolutely scott fuckin free, Sucks/Socks?

I think (and i emphasize think because who the hell knows what actually goes on in his crab meat brain) he is saying that it is his belief that people in the military are not allowed to take any drugs, not so much as an aspirin, and having gender re-assignment surgery would require the person to take an aspirin and…

If you travel often, SPEED becomes the most important thing whilst traveling. All i want to do is get checked into my hotel and firmly plant my ass on a bar stool, and the thought of waiting for my damn bag to show up after flying sounds horrible!

“I just don’t think we have much of a choice at this point but to contract with those private prisons to alleviate the overcrowding and the stress on our staff.”

“It’s against the Law”

“Most Americans do not want their tax dollars creating a marketplace for aborted baby body parts, which are then implanted into mice and used for experimentation,”

God i love Florida

His true astonishment and admiration while the Pizza GOAT slowly walks away as if nothing happened is the best part of this video

I watch Black Entertainment Television all the time because I think it’s hilarious. I may have picked up something … I don’t know. I don’t know.

My buddy is a road biker and he complains about the runners clogging up the lanes, not paying attention, etc. So, who is the biggest asshole on the path? Runners or bikers? Or should we compromise and agree on Extend-O-Leash Small Dog Walkers?

“As the editor of my college newspaper years ago (Vietnam era), I know there is always another side to the story.”