Same here. I was never much of a commenter because the rest of you are so fucking good at it, and this is probably my tenth burner, but god damn it I'll miss this place. Feels like I've been reading the site forever.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

Fun fact: there is only a finite amount of helium in the world. We can’t make more without a powerful fusion reactor (like the Sun). And every time helium escapes a balloon it floats to the top of the atmosphere where we can’t get it back. So the practice of celebrating with helium balloons is unsustainable.

Counterpoint: You are a loathsome and vile piece of shit, whom I would not urinate upon if you were engulfed in flame. It sickens me that I share the same nation as you.

The thing that gets me about all this is that I think he sincerely thinks this. It would be one thing if he were knowingly making excuses in a clearly ironic situation. But he really thinks it’s different. That blows my mind.

My parents visited Denver from the south and like to talk about how they “love” Mexican because a couple times a month they’ll go to a white-bread place down there where Cholula is far too spicy for the clientele. First it took an endless ordeal to convince them not to go to Casa Bonita even though their friends swore…

There’s already a moat there. It’s called the Rio Grande. 

Chance is, in fact, a male, about 5'3

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

People like you are one of the reasons I really think this country just needs to be burned to the fucking ground and started over as about 6 smaller nations.

At least the little guy admits she’s actually good at her job. Noticed that shit dig at Kaep though. What the fuck does Ben Shapeeno know about football?

no Islamic society has “made a discovery in science or technology, or changed the world through artistic achievement.”

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

Was this comment produced by a random-troll-comment-generator or did actual human fingers commit these sentences to the internet?

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Asking military personnel (such as myself) to stroke the CiC’s ego on a national holiday and gain political points, all while taking them away from family on a rare weekday off? Yeah, that’s a problem. We volunteered to close with and destroy the enemy in close combat, not to stand in the heat so Cheetolini can one-up…

Promotion? Wars and continuation of the military-industrial complex aren’t a Taylor Swift gig at the local arena.