I stick to the do the chore, but so horribly, she never asks again... I think this too would be an effective strategy to not do what the president wants you to do!

“Zion Williamson was born in North Carolina. If he deserves to have a team of his own, under the principle of Himselfism, it should be the Charlotte Hornets.”

I was about to reply, then I read your reply, and decided i could not possibly reply better...

They don’t call us snowflakes for nothing!

Everyone’s Dumbass Uncle still thinks he’s a Great Business Man! Literally, when the news broke a few days ago that he lost more than a billion dollars in the early 90's (more than any American citizen) my personal Dumbass Uncle actual response was ‘I wish i was wealthy enough to lose a billion dollars, and then he…

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This guy man... Jesus was a middle eastern man who had exactly ZERO opinions on black and white people or whether they can/should intermarry... but yes please keep espousing your southern racist ass opinions as ‘godly’ you fucking moron

“We’re just happy we’re there at all”

I liken it more to the noon soap operas where everything is carefully orchestrated to illicit peak emotional response by their adoring audience of grandmas (errrr I mean tough manly men) only it’s orchastrated by the evil BIG SPORTS empire

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Any time you have to prompt an audience response, you’ve already lost.

One can care about both of these two marginalized groups at the same time. 

I’m not insane right? Ya’ll seeing the same thing right? Why is no one else upset by this!!!

Rodman...

IDK

Why the hell is Comey’s name misspelled as ‘Corney’ ??

“I’m so pro-life I’ll kill you over it”

If this does get overturned, Wayne Watson has to go to jail right?

You’d think you would just answer the door, be like “nah, you got the wrong place” and move on with your night.

Is this true? or did you forget a s/?