Jim Butts is the reason I cannot root for them come playoff time. I find him intolerable

Here’s a better idea: Log off, delete your account buddy you piece of shit asshole.

America was the first country to “end slavery within 150 years?” Yeah, I got nothing for this one. It’s just words thrown together. Where is that math coming from? 150 years from what? The founding of America? Not true. The first colonies? Also not true!

I really want to say something witty... but nope... just HOLY FUCK!

The question remains, however, why this image is somehow over the line for a congressman who has, in no particular order

Them the rules!

you realize they were in a mosque praying right? and it did jack shit.... her point is valid

Bed is the most important... good life choice!

No no no... this has nothing to do with making Trump stop acting like a king, as this line is basically the whole story;

The endowment alone would make Harvard the 85th richest country in the world.... unreal

“Knowing my luck, I’d get the lightning 30 damn times.”

I too use this technique for entering a phone number into my phone. Generally it works really well! Currently, I have an Amy Marketing, a Lauren Realtor, a Matt Chris’s Guy (i’ll be honest... not sure the context helped me on this one as i have no clue who or how this dude is in my phone) Dan Colorado, and a bunch of…

Bennett Bressmanis the worst fucking name. 

“If Trump’s representatives sought a bargain with Cohen to gain assurances not to cooperate with prosecutors, it would raise questions about whether the intent was to obstruct justice.”

I honestly see Trump realizing that he has a stack of sealed indictments waiting for him the second he is no longer the sitting President and cancel the 2020 election ‘because Russia and China are interfering with the election and we need to postpone it until we figure out what is going on.’ And his supporters will…

#SnowPenisGate

He’s good at tennis... that is all

Holy shit, am i out of the Greys?

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Lived in Minnesota for over 25 years now (moved here in 3rd grade) and nobody has ever once referenced a Sota-Style Pizza. That said, i now want there to be a Sota-Style because it’s cold here and we deserve nice things...