Whhaaaa?! What about when dey bring out da cuuute lil doggies to run around on a track? 

“Cohen will testify publicly before Congress on February 27th.”

I still find this -

“People. Persons. Maybe a smart dog.”

I got out of my car, opened the trunk, and cleared off the douche-nozzle’s car. When he honked, I gave him the finger. I made sure he missed the green light too.

“I know some people don’t like Romo”

This is exactly how i play, and believe it is the BEST way to play... Fight me

Whoa! Hot “In the Real World” Take! This whole time i have been watching and thinking, in the real world i totally could do what Michael Scott does and not get fired, thanks for warning me before i did something stupid...

Wait? when did it get moved from Trump going to the border to it being an oval office address? when did this happen?

Jesus, non-stoners are fucking insufferable. Lighten up dipshit, not everyone enjoys reading a funny comment at the end of an admittedly funny story, but most do, especially stoners...

Trump at this moment...

Anyone else notice the bit where she said “We value life. It’s what make’s America unique”

FUCK WALLS!! amirite?

“There is no requirement in either the [law or department guidelines] that agencies must always provide underlying data when disseminating information to the public,” Allen added.

“My wall is not of this world: if my wall were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Angry Democrats: but now is my wall not from hence?”

He’s doing that shit on purpose. His Q’Anon cronies crowd spend days ciphering through his random caps and !’s trying to figure out what coded message he is sending (typically they come to the conclusion that trump is letting them know about his secret coup within the power structure to bring back Jim Crow era social…

Good thing we gave THOSE guys a tax break! It will all trickle down eventually.... right?

Hey Rafi, I believe the reporter’s burn was much hotter... the exact quote is one reporter saying ‘this was only a ten minute briefing sar...” only to be cut off by a “DO YOUR JOB SARAH!”.. i know it’s nit-picky, but merely pointing out that ‘this is’ your job is a some midwestern passive aggressiveness.. DO your job…

Wall—->DJT<—-Wall

“Him crashing was not caused by the spike strips, but because it caused by him to overcorrecting.”