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trump, lanez, manson...what a day

Please fuck him to death, Ann.

That Rep looks like he’s secretly installed a webcam in a girls’ bathroom stall in his day.

Please tell me there’s at least one drag queen in Florida performing under the name Rhonda Santis.

Roberta Warren, the hero of the greatest TV series ever, Z Nation.

this baloney has a last name

Sackcloth and ashes. There, Missouri - problem solved. Sending you the bill.

Tonight they’re gonna party like it’s 1699.

...and here I thought Ben Shapiro would never be seriously challenged for most laughable self-own ever.

“Think of how dumb the average American is, and then remember that half of them are dumber than that” - George Carlin

He’ll be Interior Sec in the next GOP Administration

I’m really disappointed. I’d never heard of them before today, either, but I still would’ve loved to see them leave tens of millions of MAGAts totally destitute before dissipating in a thick shit stench cloud.

I’m in Michigan, and something needs to be said about the numbers posted by the under-40 voters here. They gave total control of the state government to the Dems (with help from the independent redistricting commission) for the first time in 40 years, and abortion rights was absolutely the issue that drove them to the…

woops

lol no

He’ll do whatever his masters tell him to do.

next stop Gilead. update: there are already barricades placed around the Supreme Court building.

I’ve read that Jay-Z and the NFL basically handed the halftime show to Dre and let him put together the show he wanted. Goddamn, I wish the NFL had done something like that when the Super Bowl was here in Detroit in 2006. We could’ve had a walk through Detroit music history, but no, we got stuck with the fucking…