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Speaking of the Olympics, Erin Jackson won the gold in speed skating!

I’ll bet his wife’s bone-dry, too.

they need to go harder, then. step it up, ghosts!

5 gets ya 10 that Your Honor here has a similar story in his past.

those spirits need to start poltergeisting the fuck out of Florida.

Stewart’s arguments were shit at best, but Alito, Thomas, and Kavanaughty were already checked out. Never heard any of Gorsuch’s questions (I was on the road and had to hit the store to do some shopping), so I can’t even guess at his mindset, but Roberts and Covid Barrett were desperately trying to thread several

Let’s see them get sentenced to something more than “time served.”

Fuck that clown. Posting this link because cats like this deserve coverage. Hell, it could be an idea for a series exploring black professionals’ lives and careers.

but since it’s a movie, that’s all they need her to do.  👍🏼

2 teeth

umm, wasn’t Sound Of Thunder set in Chicago, or am I thinking of something else?

Totally unrelated, but overnight, Rachel Dolezal opened an OnlyFans page. 12 hours later, OnlyFans announced they were banning “sexual activity” on their site.

The three words that describe you best, Harper, are as follows - and I quote:

I think the twins were the way they were because they knew something was wrong between mom and dad. In the epilogue, they’re both happy and smiling.

I agree 100%.

Those morons don’t even deserve a response from me, so I’ll post this instead:

Diwali’s next Saturday, and it’s gonna be lit like never before.

ok congrats...now please god, make Stacey Abrams chairperson of the DNC for as long as she wants the job. Oh, and pay her $1 million/year.

...and we know that how, exactly?

well, there goes their national sport.