The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

If it’s Marissa Tomei Aunt May, then yes.

A daredevil pilot who augers their plane into the ground may be brave. They’re also a fuckup.

Shh. We’re supposed to be secret.

I’ve always said that all those people prepping and making survival plans for the Zombie Apocalypse were going to be caught completely pants-down by the Werewolf Apocalypse.

Mad HBO Max: Beyond Thunderdome

Nah, keep the last one in there so no one gets out. Maybe let the public do as they please to the last survivor as a warning to the rest of these useless human garbage bags.

Who runs Bartertown?

The sight of him shoveling doesn’t look too bad, actually; throw him in an orange jumper on a chain gang, and it’d be near perfect!

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♫♪ Whoa, Pan Penny bam-a-lam
Whoa, Pan Penny bam-a-lam
She was partially born bam-a-lam
In a pan bam-a-lam
A magical fetus bam-a-lam
From Lord Baby Jesus bam-a-lam
Granny said no bam-a-lam
Left with Penny in tow bam-a-lam

Hell I am shocked he didn’t do an Alito and use the Necronomicon as a citation.

I think when ones argument revolves around aesthetics, they don’t have any kind of argument at all.

I love it when shows do that. I remember Doctor Who doing it several years ago with Mark Sheppard and his father, William Morgan Sheppard.

Ooh nice. And Wyatt is playing a younger version of him, so no deaging stuff.

This is Antarctica, you’ve got the wrong franchise...

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Me too! However, I was less surprised to learn that Warner Bros. owns the rights to all the books in Hoffman’s Practical Magic series and has for years. It would appear that a sequel just isn’t all that high on their to-do list atm.