Mean Guns is awesome, and endlessly quotable.

cocaine is a helluva drug

I hear he Gaetz more DUIs than any other elected official.

brain dead in Ohio.

My biggest wish for 2019 is that her husband bangs all of her friends.

my obsession since Xmas day. experience your 1st Floorgasm at 9:21...

back to space with Brian!

lolwtf, u spelled Ilhan wrong:

Fuck that clown - let’s start the new year off right!

More women kicking ass, this time in India:

all of them

Bet the RNC still keeps their $ from Trump’s hands, tho.

Can we swap them for Puerto Rico?

I would’ve gone with Mastodon, but yeah, point made. I’m in the Detroit area, and I was disgusted when the 2006 SB got the Stones for the halftime show instead of some Detroit legend.

He’s gonna have to stop for gas at night sometime. You know what to do, Miami.

fuck yeah i am

i love popeye’s and i love this idea.

and this:

meanwhile...

Dan Snyder: doing his damnedest to try to make Rick Snyder look good.