Right? If you’re getting sushi in Oklahoma, you deserve everything that happens to you after that.

as a Texan, I keep going back and forth between:

How do you read that quoted paragraph and not have any other reaction than “Wow, that guy’s an asshole. Fuck that guy.”

Was thinking the same thing. I get that many girls/women have a favorite animal. I suppose hers is a giraffe.

That teardrop signifies murder... of the driver’s will to drive something vaguely interesting.

The car so ugly it’s actually crying.

“I think he has a lot of questions to answer about how is he going to fit in an NBA locker room.”

His actual comps are Harrison Barnes and Danilo Gallinari who are a lot like KD and Giannis in that they are tall and play basketball professionally.

MJ’s Power Forward solved the North Korea crisis

Except when he’s a tiger. Always fit and feeling ggggggrrrrreat!

Except when it’s Fit Tony. But then he gets fat anyway.

I’m going to go with “two-tone brown” for most ‘70s paint color.

Damn. I guess a tree no longer grows in Brooklyn.

“Was Charles Barkley the ‘Round Mound of Rebound’? Who’s to say?”

So long as no one calls it a donnybrook I’m neutral.

That seems like more of a Brouhaha than a Hullabaloo, if you ask me. Which no one ever does.

Amarillo Upper Deckers

In a world where Kim Kardashian is meeting Donald Trump in the White House, all things are possible. Let me have this, you monster.

A bag of heroin short of the cycle.

Don’t be ridiculous...