My best, Ed

This was actually assault. Someone’s words don’t give you the right to throw shit at them.

Eff Tony Lazereth or whatever her name is, but to be clear... throwing a drink on someone is physical violence.

Throwing water at someone is actual violence. Very low level violence. But trying to excuse it as merely expressive is pretty crazy from the folks who argue that actual words are “literal violence”.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Way to rub salt in the wound by making Dodger fans break out their dictionary before even being able to start reading the article.

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

Goddamn I remember that shit. Fucking steakheads.

The nipple-blocking star is a little low...

In the dictionary under stance...

Marvin Harrison is my #2 all time on my list of “Good guy” athletes who turned out to be not good guys. OJ is still the king, but Harrison has put up quite a body of work.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

This is all wrong. You forgot to make it a listicle, make it sound incredible, and then reference an item in said listicle to drive clicks. For example:

The greatest trick Marketing departments ever pulled was convincing the world they should exist

Some quality #viral #content from @adampally, there, ensuring a wider media footprint for the @shortyawards with his zany #existentialregret. Like and subscribe for more.

“I don’t ever think about what age I am or who is facing me,’’ Colon said through an interpreter after the game.

you can’t coach tall, but you can advise them not to invade russia in the winter

Both have a striking resemblance to Babe Ruth circa. 1918.

I can hear Brian Johnson from AC/DC rasping, “You’ve been .... THUMBS UNSTUCK!”

Can confirm. People immersed in PE are easily the worst people I’ve ever been involved with, and I comment on the internet.