You can certainly point a finger at McDonough ... but really, you should point your middle finger at Sarver.

Wow.  This is as surprising as the check engine light coming on when I start up my ‘06 Audi.

One thing that has really changed the game is the speed of seemingly large defensive linemen.  It’s pretty amazing when you look at some of their Combine times in the 40 yard dash -- plenty of them are faster than skinnier QBs.  It’s not like the 1970s when linemen were pretty much just fat.

What’s also amazing about this is that Nick Foles is slower than a turtle stuck in honey.

If they really want to show Nike, they should buy their shoes and ... you know ... wear the shit out of them!  That’ll show Nike!  We’re gonna wear the shit out of your shoes!  We’re gonna wear them OUT!

I like that the guy wants an apology from Chambers.  The Man Rule clearly states, “If you’re being a dick and someone calls you on it, tough shit.”

If someone is going to take over for $kay, I think someone named VajazzleMcDildertits might have what it takes.

$kay — In this weird world filled with Jalops you are a star. IAoP will miss you.

If you live there you apparently may die a happy man.  You’ll just be chillin’ next to this lake in a pretty location, minding your own business, when a bloodthirsty raccoon springs from a lake and takes you down before you can say, “I thought all Canadians were friendly”.

I’ve read this book to my children roughly one million times and it is indeed brutal. But it does bring several questions to mind: (1.) Where is this mysterious European-looking village located that has indigenous monkeys?, (2.) How many caps did the peddler really expect to sell in that sparsely populated village?,…

Seriously, sports is more fun with stuff like this.  It’s like me and my buddies playing softball, someone doing something super stupid, and all of us having a good laugh about it.

I’ve always been surprised Kyle Fogg hasn’t gotten a shot at the NBA.  His all-around game is solid, and while I know the competition in the TBT isn’t NBA level, year-after-year he’s had monster stats in it.

I joke about this with friends all of the time.  I’d go counter to the typical walk up song and so something mellow from the ‘70s ... probably the Pina Colada Song.

Well ... the Phoenix Suns have a gorilla for a mascot so I guess there’s a randomness to the universe that includes mascots.  Plus ... bobcats are a very common site in the Phoenix area, much to the chagrin of many owners of small outdoor pets.

Hah!  I was at the game and thought the same thing when I saw “Delino DeShields”.  That dude needs to add a “Jr.” big-time.  Otherwise he’s just glomming onto Sr.

Everything he wrote is so well written.  Proud of this guy.

The Black & White Cat said, “When they go high, we go low.”  Oh ... I guess the quote was the other way around.  Oh well.

The pilot was cunning.

That’s quite a look (for many reasons).  Was his left side cold and his right side warm?

If they had these in 1985 when I was a teenager I would still be able to rattle off useless data about the inner-workings of an MR2.