I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

He’ll probably get off...

yeah those Mormons just do nothing for traction

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

(Not that I watched the game but...) A lot of credit to Tagovailoa for being game ready, as well as the coaching staff for investing in their backup.

I send this GIF at least once a day.

The correct answer is to land on the person who just jumped before you.

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

“The Fertile Octogenarian” was my alternative kinja name.

It’s hard to hold an investigation with your hands over your eyes and your thumbs in your ears while saying “lalalalaICan’tHearYoulalalala” over and over.

You know why the interwebs exists, right? My alternative to posting snarky comments on minor blogs is to actually work at my job.

UNC lost to Wofford at home. That event is why snark was invented.

To be fair, it’s exam week at UNC. Sometimes a student athlete just doesn’t mentally show up to a game after spending the day physically not showing up to their exam.

And doing it with a rejuvenated Niko. It’s like Bobby Portis broke the one piece of bone that was holding Niko back.

Trump reads headline and realizes he wasted the first pick in the 2017 Border Patrol draft on Simmons.

You ain’t no real Baller unless you play in Vilnius. Where my Rytas at?

As much as I hate that family, you have to feel sorry for the kids. Imagine being taken out of school and sent to the eastern bloc. That can’t be easy.

“See what happens when you let players take a knee? Failing NFL now harming NBA! Sad!”

Late in last night’s win over the Los Angeles Lakers, Austin Rivers fell onto Blake Griffin’s knee while scrambling with Lonzo Ball for a loose ball.