I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Should Gronk be threatened by this? I want to say there’s room for two here.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

Oh, Baby this game rips the bones from your back

Apparently you can fit more shit in the Fit, but your logic is legit.

Um, the Versa is in its own class of awful. That’s been established for years.

“illegitimate bidding.”

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Well now I have to update my rankings of famous Australians:

Reporter: Can you tell us how it feels to both start and finish with yourself?

Parkey: Feels? I guess a little lonely sometimes, but that is a kicker for you. These guys have groupies lined up around the block and can get into the hot clubs for free, but kickers... unless we are in a relationship we’re used to taking…

Torch, Torch Torch,

I bought Opel Insignia Tourer (read as wagon as you call it) (which is what you will have as Buick Regal in US) week ago. I am really happy with it (I know I only have it for week) Considering the category it fits in, it does not do anything 100%, but it does not do anything to less than 95% imo. As its competitors I…

Not the usual result when a Bills fan mentions a ‘painful burning sensation’.

Nobody loves those. It’s true.

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

i’d settle for chocolate mouse dick.

ya got popped, son.

The following is an excerpt from my new screenplay, Hamilton’s Terrible, No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Day.