Seriously ... that hand-holding scene ... are we sure she’s not being held hostage? Melania — blink 8 times if you are being held hostage.

I do respect that she is attempting to elevate her buttocks to an angle that matches the angle of the door. After a few more weeks of ashtanga yoga she might just achieve enough downward in her downward dog to accomplish this task. “A” for effort, “B-” for execution.

Excluding technical glitches that comes with today’s complicated user interfaces in cars, I feel like even the poorest made vehicles today are wayyyy more dependable than the best made vehicles in the ‘80s. I drove the best of the dependable best back in the day — mostly Acuras and Toyotas — and pretty much anything I…

I feel like this new, gritty, greedy Ricky Rubio is like the season of Miami Vice when Sonny Crockett became his evil alter-ego Sonny Burnett.

If you grew up in the 70s and 80s this shit happened all of the time. Porsches, Ferraris, whatever ... it happened. I watched a Porsche 914 get charred and my friend always drove around in his ‘66 911 with a fire extinguisher.

To quote the movie Go about Family Circus: “And it’s always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck.” 

“Officer, this is my stolen Pontiac. To find the thief, I suggest you dust the hood for prints. Butt prints.”

Not defending any of this but they handed $360K to a single A player ... how many single A players eventually get a big contract? I wouldn’t think it’s very many.

I not sure anyone has ever pronounced their own name better than Alain de Cadenet. He makes “Bond ... James Bond” sound unsophisticated. 

That looked as hard as pulling mussels from a shell.

That Aston looks majorly pissed off. It’s as if someone stuffed kale in it’s gas tank to try to make it run healthier.

I never mind me a good cover ... but this is not a good cover.

The front of this looks a lot like a Volvo 480es

What’s fun about clay is you do get upsets like these. That slice he hit that creeped over the net and died was sick.

Communism didn’t exactly work out so well for the Left.

I’m glad if I can bring more love to this dark and dreary world.

I can hear Brian Johnson from AC/DC rasping, “You’ve been .... THUMBS UNSTUCK!”

Apparently that Subie stops better than an Uber.

One of the reasons selling to a PE firm has become attractive to CEOs and companies is because the U.S. made it very unattractive to go public.

Can someone lend her a few bucks. The poor girl’s shirt is in tatters.