Who would intentionally plunk someone with an off-speed pitch? What’s the point of that? To express that you are mildly displeasured?

The flag had it coming ... he kept calling the roo “Pouchy”.

We can stop watching sports for the rest of the year. That’s the best play we’ll see all year.

$Skay — Was that pic from Mad Max Fury Road? ... because it looks a lot like this one ... with boobs ...

You’ve got to respect that Clarkson’s put in even a few moments to work the numbers and develop the 3X owner-to-pet size ratio.

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Do they have a GroupOn running that would price it more in the $55K range ... because that’s what seems reasonable to me (and I am the arbiter or all things that are reasonable — says me and not my wife).

I only ask out of concern: WHAT HAPPENED TO HER RIGHT LEG?

Between graduations and NBA departures, UA will lose their entire starting 5 plus 1-2 guys on the bench ... and they have no recruits. If I were them, I’d be recruiting the MONSTARS, all of whom I believe have their college eligibility left.

They really need to do this. I don’t get why Mazda is so afraid to bump up the HP on a lot of their models. It’s not fun when minivans blow by you in your Miata.

If an athlete has a Code Brown the entire world will know it.

Billy Tubbs did the same thing when he was at Oklahoma in the late ‘80s. He picked up the microphone and said something like, “Stop throwing stuff on the court no matter how bad the officiating is.” Awesome moment college basketball — check it out on YouTube.

I believe she’s trying to poopstart the car.

... as soon as she figures out that you can’t open a door by pushing it ... you open the door by using the door handle.

I don’t know if EVERYONE is bad ... but that is definitely one very bad girl.

Husband: What should we name our kid?

My family had a mint 914 2.0 liter when I turned 16 and I loved driving that car. It certainly wasn’t fast, particularly by today’s standards, but it really was a blast to drive. Handled great, engine right behind you, dogleg shifter, removable roof, super low to the ground ... how much fun is that?

$kay - I would’ve bet my kids’ lunch money you’d show a scantily-clad woman sitting on a Suzuki Katana.

That Jeep can legitimately claim to have had a “Code Brown.”

Right .... ummm .... what CNN needs right now is unions ... because CNN is kicking so much ass and has money to burn ...