Do any of these guys have daughters?

Shows you how dangerous highlight films are ... he actually looks decent in it! That being said, the highlight film does include footage of him hitting a few free throws ...

Clarkson’s actually underrated. I bet he puts up pretty good numbers for the Cavs. Nance is a solid young talent.

It’s as if the car is pushing her away and saying, “I can’t look at you after what you’ve done.”

What exactly do you think Chinese food is made from?

Somebody took “kiss my ass” a bit too literally.

Watching this I guess I have no idea how rugby is played.

There are 140,000 Mitsubishi cars out there? For real?

You’ve got it wrong. This is much more engaging to read than the B.S. on other car manufacturer’s websites.

Shit like this doesn’t happen at Outback Steakhouse.

Can we declare that dashboard the most boring agglomeration of plastic ever and move on.

I respect that she’s staying hydrated.

That’s foul.

Never would I have have thought that LeBron, Jared Dudley, and the Turkish President would be mentioned together ... but here we are. 2018 rules!

After Brown was tazed I’m sure the police called in a “Code Brown.”

The taxing authorities should take a close look at the 1099/employee issue there. They’re apparently given a company computer ... I’m assuming they’re given a desk in their offices ... and I’m assuming they’re given a company email address ... I’m pretty sure the IRS would say these people are employees and that the…

I think you define “lovely lady” a bit differently than I do, $kay.

I’ll switch the topic to football ... if I was a good high school football player but knew I wasn’t good enough to make it to the NFL, why ride the pine at a powerhouse or get playing time at a mediocre school when you can go play in the Ivy and literally be set for life. Wall Street or Private Equity would always…

The driveway out of my garage had a slight upward slope to it ... very slight ... and there was no way my S2000 was going anywhere.

The look on her face is, “Director ... I’ve forgotten my line ... wait second ... there’s no Director and I don’t have any lines.”