... And then there’s the trust, given how Fisker’s last venture worked out.

“but it does have this astounding gold-and-black paint scheme ...” Astounding? That’s the word you came up with to describe that paint? I would come up with other words. 

Who didn’t see this coming? The minute any team Lonzo (or any Ball kid) is on isn’t winning Lavar will become a big hater.

I grew up watching massive amounts of Dick Van Dyke, and the episodes with Jerry were some of the best. He was such an awesome talent that I was always a bit surprised he wasn’t more famous.

Seriously. They should’ve retired GIFs after that one. Any GIF after that one jumped the GIF shark.

That scooter ... oh my.

I appreciate that Herm constantly has a look on his face that is a mix of anger and confusion with a slightly sadistic smile mixed in. It’s a look that would inspire me to burst through a stacked defensive line for a touchdown knowing that if I failed he might set fire to my house, my parent’s house, my uncle’s house,…

“Which one?” He asked. “Rick?”

She looks rather uncomfortable in that pose. I would recommend she switch to Tree or Downward Dog or something a bit less stressful on the back.

I’d rather have Nick Foles starting for my team than 5-6 guys who are currently starting for their teams. I’ll start the list ... Nick Foles is better than (in no particular order): 1. Tom Savage/TY Yates, 2. Blaine Gabbert, 3. Nathan Peterman/Joe Webb, 4. Eli Manning, 5. McCown (maybe)/Bryce Petty, and 6. Trevor…

LaVar’s got a lot of Balls.

Is that an Italian home confinement tracker around her neck? Was her crime staring at me with crazy eyes?

That pick is just ... ummmm ... Savage.

That lady will deliver it once she stops being such a ‘toon.

How is Robert Sarver of the Phoenix Suns not in this conversation? He seems utterly befuddled with the task at hand.

The article mentions several times that Vox is well-funded ... but it never mentions if Vox is profitable. These are two very different things. Unionization will presumably cost Vox more money, so if the company is well-funded but losing money, the coffers will get drained faster. If the company is well-funded and…

A quick nap? Those two need to get a parking garage.

I love these and mint condition ones do command >$10K. If you read up on this one it does have a few needs that push the price down a bit. I could see paying $10K max.

Given the size of that wrench my math indicates she’s 2 feet 3 inches tall.

Is this one of those Shelby Super Snakes?