His debut feature can be titled “Chase Banks Fucks You In The Ass”.

The kids are wrong and can get their own damn slang words.

Were we ragging on his appearance or his character?

I think this was a common experience for a certain generation — getting out in the world and being shocked to find that not all green vegetables were slimy gross limp dead things.

Robin Banks

Why are you still here?

I would pay good money to hear Angela Merkel’s uncensored opinions about Trump

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in the group chats among the world’s leaders when Trump is not added to the thread....

Umm, when have men not ragged on women for their appearance? God, you’re such a shit poster.

“I have a yuge pile of crumpled suits in my bedroom, really a tremendous pile, probably the biggest, I’ve been told that. The wrinkles? The wrinkles are the wrinkliest wrinkles, you’re not going to find wrinkles like this on any other suit. Really, no one knows looking like an enormous horse’s ass more than me, no…

🎶 Hey, DeVos! Leave those kids alone! 🎶

This job is killing him from the inside out. I’m wondering what is going to occur first: a stroke or coronary.

Except for some insane reason his supporters aren’t even mad?

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Bad things never happen to good people Just look at Jimmy Kimmel’s baby, who was has lived such an unhealthy life he damaged his own heart. Glad the rest of us won’t have to pay for leeches like that any more!

The rapist is a troll.

HUH?? People totally get diseases even if they live healthy lives. Some people have poor immune systems just because that’s how their bodies are. Even if they eat well and exercise, they might get the cold more often than others. Or they might just randomly get the flu or strep throat. Pretty much everyone before the…

So, sweetie, give us your citation for this. Cuz from where I’m standing, you are full of bovine kaka.

This. How many congressmen are overweight? I don’t see them paying more for their healthcare.

It’s so rare that someone is both an oncologist with a deep understanding of each kind of cancer, as well as a fortune teller who can predict how things would have gone had Steve Jobs eaten more chicken and less kiwi, or had he started chemo sooner. Thanks for sharing your gifts with us.