Financial advisor here: Before making any large purchase, ALWAYS ask yourself, “But is it promoted by a vapid Instagram celebrity?”

You are talking about Michelle, yes? I don’t think she was ever truly in her husband’s shadow, which, considering Barack’s charisma, is really saying something. I would agree that she is the most accomplished FLOTUS we have seen.

People ask questions like that for a variety of reasons, but the bottom line is most of us are terrified of dying, and it’s not necessarily out of a judgment about your father, than an attempt to convince themselves that, if they themselves don’t smoke, that they won’t get lung cancer.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

I mean, he’s right that because Baio is the one who made the insult, Baio should be the one to call and apologize.

I’m not sure I agree about the wife thing, except insomuch as it was presented in a sexist manner - having someone else apologize for you instead of doing it yourself is inherently cowardly.

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

I miss TWOP!

Still boggles my mind that the right demeaned Michelle Obama as “ghetto and low class” but think Melania Trump is the epitome of class now.

Melania definitely did not marry Trump thinking he would one day be president of the United States. I understand your argument but I disagree and the evidence if their relationship shows otherwise.

Hopefully because he’s in federal custody wearing a jumpsuit matching his hair, and she was never interested in going to any of these events.

Except it’s still another case of party hypocrisy because we all know how much fucking shit Michelle would’ve gotten had she stayed in Chicago when Barack was elected.

Hell, the woman promoted healthy eating and exercise and the right almost had heart attacks from such audacity. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck all that.

It’s amazing how controversial capitalist business decisions like speaking fees are when Democrats make them.

Now now, let’s not insult Neandertals like that.

So basically she’s saying “I cried on the inside.”

“When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. ...”

The degree to which sportswriters perennially downplay Serena’s utter domination of modern tennis is a scandal.

right here. at my desk. in 2016. at age 29.

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?