OH MY GOD THE EMOTIONS

just don’t wear a MAGA shirt & you’ll be fine

PLEASE GOD NO WE HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH

and yet.... working 9-5 means I can stay wherever i want on Valentine’s Day without having to beg for it!

this!

FAKE NEWS, of course

i certainly haven’t been paying attention to you

but it’s difffffffeerrrrreeeennnnnnnttttttt because THEIR pregnancy was just a one-time mistake thing so Jesus doesn’t even need to forgive them unlike those others who are not filthy whores and should be forced to give birth because all life is sacred up until it can be denied adequate food, healthcare, or shot in a…

it’s true, the republicans are def solid on income inequality, poverty and wars

No sympathy for her - she accepted the appointment and is happy to do the dirty work. She can burn with the rest of them!

that made me throw up in my mouth a little.

and by releasing some truly awful music

Yankee candles are disgusting. I can’t believe you didn’t get a headache just coming within 500m of that place.

trickles down like diarrhea

well in case you haven’t gone off to google in the meantime, The Ordinary foundation currently comes in 2 formulations, one is a very liquid ‘serum foundation’ (light-medium cover) and the other is a more traditional foundation, they call it a ‘coverage foundation’ but it’s not heavy, more medium-full/buildable than…

None of them specialise in syrupy, maudlin ballads so they all get a pass from me.

Irish person here! She says she’s half Irish, that’s plenty good enough for me & 89% of my countryfolk.

Sheeran, inoffensive?

topless

It’s almost like communicating through Twitter isn’t good for our mental health.