Hmmm I don’t think the kids would say it like that, specifically using ‘ship’ and ‘relationship’ in the same sentence. They might say something like ‘I ship this - it’s my OTP [One True Pairing]’. I think they also do things with / but I dunno how that works.

i love you

are you joking. that place is full of ay-rabs and brown people.

well they were doing it wrong because they should have been eating only fruit!

it’s the sun revolving round the earth, obviously. God made it that way.

and CRYSTALS

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2017/MAY.html

those turkeys have suffered enough!

i’ve seen plenty of blind items about him!

but this is the 17 year old’s fault for being a dirty whore slut and tempting a good, honest, god-fearing republican man

i hate to break it to you, but your 7 year old already knows swear words far more imaginative than anything you’ve ever dreamed of

i doubt troy nehls has the fukken balls to even attempt that

Good point, well made, thank you.

RIP Alaia. Those angels are going to look a whole lot sexier now.

PS: Further evidence for awfulness being a family trait - Maddie.

well obviously it’s down to the writers being crap... but he is still the same inarticulate asshole who responds to any setback with self-pity and throwing chairs around season after season... eg my daughter has a questionable association with the daughter of my former friend/sponsor/bar manager so imma start a fight.…

noooooooo

Is Deacon still in it?

well, this seems relevant especially as Jinni brought it up earlier: