well it’s probably better than if he gives you herpes

I’ll say “be easier to cut them off and keep them in my handbag”

your tummy sounds adorable

I don’t suppose there was a module on Creative Baby Naming, was there?

I was also told that women expire at age 27. This was told to me by two male acquaintances who unknowingly shared a girlfriend.

also, not a dick

hmmm I would have said margarita. i have drunk girl priorities.

noooooooo racist cooties!!!!!

you should have taken the glass with you

wtf... isn’t that just setting your current relationship up to fail? smh

I dunno, he might never be a good partner.

Starred because so much insight and beautifully worded.

Although if you have to say it was passionate...

they should sue for defamation

50?

Dear Broken Triangle, this guy is not a good guy. He is a horribly manipulative ass who is playing you and this other girl for the ego massage. STAY AWAY. You deserve so much better Also, I was a late bloomer (still am really lol) so my advice is please don’t let any insecurity over this lead you make decisions that…

is fukken gorgeous

Starred for wholesome, classic literature

Absolutely. I would totally have mentioned them but feel I can only speak for my own kind XD

clothes aren’t the best look on him, i agree