He’s sexy if you’re a heterosexual woman.

Anschluss, baby ;)

can’t you tell them you’re actually Canadian, it’s all been a terrible misunderstanding?

L’eau d’hiver is my drug :) altho i must shamefully confess to having a few more in my arsenal.

Guess he’s down with goat gamers then too.

Big boobs? Any frickin’ boobs more like.

She probably doesn’t smell like her own perfume tho XD

I remember Sun Moon Stars! It was my favourite for a while... but I jumped ship to Joop All About Eve (RIP) when that launched. I’m sure I have some of it lurking somewhere, must try it on see if it’s lasted...

maybe they should have made it smell more like the other kind of grass

Kim won’t ever be able to make high end perfume. The woman who buys Editions Frederic Malle, Kilian or Roja Parfums would never buy KKW.

Maybe switch it up to ‘Trumphard’? As in, ‘Trump’ plus ‘Blowhard’ - although apologies if the conjoined word conjures up distressing mental images.

Of course!

Hillary’s mistake was she misunderestimated the stupidity of vast swathes of the American people.

Hmm, I think she’s being an American individualist and expressing her lack of interest in anything that doesn’t benefit her bank balance.

If Cardi B gets big enough she’ll be dragged all over town tho!

Cardi B, the ultimate tabula rasa

Having looked at the ingredients, you’d probably get comparable results with Sweet Almond Oil and The Ordinary’s Buffet (bonus - use this all around your eye area & it will ease any fine lines you might have!)

Wut. Is it even legal to look as good as Demetria?

no irish no stupid?

Have you read those Ranger / Stairs in the forest stories that were on Reddit? OMFG!