Margot’s not a catcher, he’s an outfielder. Nor is this Bethancourt’s major league debut, either as a pitcher or a player.

Hate to keep spinning this record, but this new(?) video player is not working

I’m guessing it means that whoever Cleveland faces is the playoffs is going to be so frightened by LeBron’s reputation for blocking lay ups from behind that they are going avoid them completely, even when LeBron is at the other end of the court, or on the bench, because shooting lay-ups exactly what he WANTS them to…

As one of the world’s leading Lebron James Stans, I actually find his virulent front runnerism sort of cute:

Is that where they escape that terrible song?

Except that liberals are leading the player safety cause specifically because they recognize that football players are not pieces of meat but humans.

This is probably the 10th article about Brady Deadspin’s had just since the Superbowl. He is attractive and all, but this is getting stalker-esque.

Man, you guys are obsessed with Brady

Fer Feck Sake, It’s been 14 hours since we’ve won a championship in Boston. Cut us some slack and stop reminding us that we either have to wait until June or at the worst October for another one.

I don’t buy it.

I’m not getting paid for these.

And, just to recap:

About ten years ago, I went to a talk given by a former US intel officer, and he said that despite the ever-increasing quality and proliferation of video, that much of his type of clandestine work is still done by still photography as it captures moments. (former DC policy wonk, sorry. I’m better now) These photos are…

All this Super Bowl proves is that this year, in every way/shape/form, Deadspin has been comprehensively owned not by Denton, not by Univision...but by Barstool Sports.

“I’m Tom Brady, bitch, say it Roger”.

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

Ahahahahaha there’s the FU I knew Deadspin would post (as suggested in the previous Super Bowl post). I’m not a Patriots fan but I’m amused at the flailing anger and political spite.

They didn’t. And that’s not what that sentence says.

I can’t bring myself to make the PSU variation of that. Just know that it crossed my mind and it has been added to my “Going to Hell” resume.

Ouch. That ending was rough.