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If four years is the cutoff for forgiving a guy for being super racist, why does everybody still hate Andrew Breitbart?

Perhaps she didn’t know the answer because the NBA is a fucking joke and she is not entertained by it.

I won my bracket because of this so you can fuck off Tom. I’m going to Vegas.

It’s Deadspin. You come here for bad dick jokes, not intelligent commentary on sports.

-Jack Eichel, until he becomes a free agent

“their right to have a team” which amendment is that?

Upstate New York hates NYC more than any individual state hates NYC.

If you’re watching the NBA instead of March Madness this weekend you deserve a shitty game.

Bills fans weren’t enamored with Hogan either. This is largely because Bills fans don’t know much about football, by and large.

These unnecessarily long posts about your competition are really brutal. I didn’t see anything on SB Nation about Daulerio and his sex tapes with 4-year-olds.

So, so, so defensive. Lol.

This is the dumbest possible deflection of the very obvious obsession that Deadspin has with Tom Brady.

“Related”? Jesus you guys are fucking illiterate.

Careful Dom, you’re gonna get fired for posting something complimentary of the Patriots.

I loved this comment the first twenty-five times I saw it. Now I just like it.

Chris Carter suddenly becoming a really productive bat would require him to basically become a brand new ball player.

Alleged rule breaker*

Barry I haven’t sent you a taunting email either so I just wanted to go on record as saying haha suck it bitch.