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You’re assuming the small government people are reasonable and willing to change opinions based on what they’ve observed.

An act is only as illegal as the people opposing it are willing to make it. If the Senate doesn’t stop him, and his lickspittle Supreme Court doesn’t stop him, then it doesn’t really matter how illegal it is.

Maybe before the Europeans showed up and shit all over everything.

The senate republicans don’t take a piss without Mitch telling them they can.  They will fall in step and be in line with whatever dumbass shit Individual 1 and Mitch come up with.  Maybe Mitch will be visited by the Ghosts of Republicans past, present and future and have some kind of change of “heart” but I don’t see

Wut

On February 15 will Trump be publicly owning the next shutdown like he did this past one?

Has anyone in any situation, ever, had less leverage than Trump would have if he shut down the government again? You’ve already lost the battle once, and everyone knows that you lost the battle, and nothing else has changed.

Everything you said was made up, Mick.

You might want to look at the funding shitshow that our legislators have created for the USPS.

Hey thanks again for forcing the USPS to fund their retirement 70 years into the future so they can’t afford better equipment and better hiring and training. Super great work.

If they make a right and then another right, problem solved! Sounds like half of them are driving back into Mexico. 

Actually, it’s pretty creepy how much Trump talks about bound and gagged women being smuggling over the border. Almost like he’s placing an order.

Many people say that is how he has young girls and boys delivered to him at the White House. Usually they have to take a left onto Pennsylvania avenue.

Before this, there was tape everywhere. Telling him where to stand. Where to go. Left. Right. Usually left. He missed his tape. The certainty of it. And it was gold. Shiny, shiny gold. Things were easier then. Now everyone yelled all the time, and he didn’t know where he was supposed to be.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

“but let’s not act like he randomly got mad for no reason and acted out for no reason at all”

I will never for the life of me understand how he still has a successful career, his ability to carry on as a mediocre generic artist is downright wypipo-esque

Does she boil it too, as Pepsi recommends?

1) Pepsi had you covered

Your sister sounds like a monster.