Under the circumstances I think you know enough.

Sweat out all your water weight in a sauna, starvation, colon cleanse, lobotomy?

That was what was so nuts about that wide-eyed ESPN article. Here’s the answer for how Dillashaw was able to “safely” drop 25-30 lbs. for the fight: he wasn’t. Because there is no way. You’d think this was the first time we’ve seen this scenario play out, rather than years and years of evidence watching this exact…

You did not win this fight. I am happy to accept defeat, but I did not lose.

“With two days left to make weight, Dillashaw learns he is 134.6 pounds and has 9.6 more pounds still to drop.”

“How come they never protest black on black violence???”

It did seem like MacDonald didn’t give Dillashaw all that much time to recover

I’d wager almost everything that TJ Dillashaw used to be one of those guys without a shirt on that stood outside Abercrombie & Fitch passing out the little cards with perfume sprayed on them. 

Dana White’s UFC Debut on ESPN went poorly because he’s horrible at fight promotion, and it couldn’t make me happier.

Donkey Doug.

My kids will know what it’s like to fail and never quit.

It’s really weird to cover your boss’s bald spot in photos unless he specifically asked you to. You must be low on the marketing and/or designer totem pole if you’re on bald spot photoshop duty.

This woman is an obnoxious bithc. Why are you celebrating that? She insults people so that’s fantastic? She gets kicked off a plane for her own sucky behaviour and states all Irish women are ugly- do you think that’s funny or cool? She fights with and threatens others- oh what a thing to aspire to! If you do think…

Actual shit Azealia Banks has Tweeted:

Still?

I know it’s a tired exercise at this point but bear with me...

“I rise to celebrate his birthday because he was a great Virginian and a great American...”

Which is why you should avoid dealing with people who were born on third base at all costs. 

He’s also that guy who tells you the approximate cost of each firework as they go off.

For the GMG sites, I’d recommend uBlock Origin as the best extension. Comments can get a bit wonky, but it’s gotten better as of late.