WTH? I believe that’s the setting for “I want my AM talk-radio to sound even more AM-talk-radio-er.”

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

I don’t trust anyone who has their equalizers set like that.

The problem isn’t that Strasburg threw in the bullpen. The problem is that Dusty had him throw 145 pitches in the bullpen.

Does that apply to marine wildlife as well?

I heard he has a Slim Jim on hand at all times to act as an edible stylus.

Eh. Whitlock’s been leaning more and more right for years now.

Tablet or touch computer seems right. I’m not buying that his fingers are narrow enough to work most smartphones.

Man, maybe stop writing about this douche until he’s not a goddamn joke anymore.

I always looked at it as “ello”, as in “’ello, guv’nor!” Goddamn friendly Canadians.

“Alright, I wrote the article. Please get off my neck.”

“But we Jalops know the #1 rule about cars. And that’s don’t mess with a person’s car.”

Ah yes, the good old “the other side would do it too” political rant that nobody asked for, but you felt personally obliged to defend.

Maybe next time they can blur out the NRA on his hat in the video so as not to trigger you.

Hadn’t noticed the hat, until you called it out.

I’m going to let you in another rule. Don’t mess with people’s kids. You think you would get mad if someone messed with your car? I would literally kill a man for fucking with my kid. I mean murder. The man would be dead.

The kind of people who wear an NRA hat are the type of people who pull this kind of stunt.

Some stereotypes die hard. Not surprised he’s a gun toting angry Trump supporter.

But we Jalops know the #1 rule about cars. And that’s don’t mess with a person’s car. That rule implicitly exists because one has to rely on the law and order of society as, during normal daily use, your sweet baby can’t remain in your watchful gaze or out of the path of vagrants and ne’er do wells.

Dumb take. Fuck this guy. Remember when a rational response was to call the school board and have that shit settled like an adult. A monitor would be placed on the bus and then — quietly, outside of school — we students would beat the shit out of the culprit for ruining our bus rides home.