That’s not very nice. As long they’re all GoT references, the other owners know it’s me. Last week it was the Frostfang Whitewalkers. The week before that it was the Braavos Titans. It’s more fun to switch it up.

Yeah, seriously, Trump is losing a war of words with a country whose foreign policy is a mix of issuing angry nonsense insults and firing missiles into the sea.

Except it’s Alabama so you know that plays too well here.

They didn’t book him. THEY OFFERED HIM A JOB!!

Don’t hope. That’s the only answer.

Stupid man-babies need the most attention!

According to a Twitter bot called Scorigami that “[t]rack[s] the chances that NFL games finish with a score that’s never happened before”, this is the first game that’s ended in a 41-39 score.

We have the Kang and Kodos dilemma here, no matter who our fellow residents pick we’ll still lose. Main reason I voted in the Republican primary was to try avoid this as inevitable it was. Giving Roy Moore power would be like giving Kim Jong-Un a cargo ship full of enriched uranium, you are almost guaranteed they’ll…

Leave it to the fucking refs making a phantom call to ruin the best Thursday Night game in living memory.

Ruling: point, DPRK

When did you even say you were black? I’m calling YOU out for being stupid with your assumptions. This is about YOU, not anyone else.

He’s Vincent Adultman — “I’m doing a business!”

Because you fucking know me? Keep assuming there bud. Keep being upset because I didn’t say knuckle sandwich. Idiot.

Also, if he really gave a shit, he’d have welcomed in the new year yesterday before sundown to maximize who saw his message. In an old community of mine, most of the Jewish families were strict regarding the use of technology on Rosh Hashanah. They treated it like the Sabbath.

I feel like I listen to more than enough Savage Lovecast to have heard the first scenario over and over again. If the sex is bad this long into the relationship and your partner has shown no interest in improving it, then you have to really sit down and ask yourself whether bad sex is the price of admission you’re…

I don’t think the words diet and that thing can be used in the same sentence. Unless your diet is the “see how fast I can race to heart disease” diet.

I’d debate the part where you say “diet” in a sentence that’s pro-Taco Bell.

Regular club soda or tonic water will work. If you have a Soda Stream or something similar, you can simply add plain fizzy water to the mixture for fluffy, non lemon-lime pancakes. If you make your own syrups and tinctures, you can also experiment by adding any flavouring you like to the carbonated water.

Face meat taco.....mmmmm

Man, it’s a sad day to see the AV Club in the pocket of Big Soda, so soon after selling out to Big Bacon.

Is there any special quality to “lemon lime soda” as opposed to other sodas? Would club soda work?