If you lived in the city you wouldn’t hate corner stores. You’d know the folk who work there. You’d be able to ask them to stock products you want to buy. You’d drop in on the regular for a host of items. Your dog, like mine, would get a treat every time you do. In fact, your dog would want try to drag you in every…

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

Plus she has a history of violence.

“predatory pricing” like there is some kind of bodega cartel?

I’m sorry you’re terrified of convenience stores.

I don’t know what city you are in or what the bodegas are like where you are, but I cannot agree on a single one of those points:

you think Bodegas are ...“terrifying?” I’m going to need you to elaborate what it is about bodegas that gives you anxiety.

As opposed to a tiny box of random pre-selected shit that will come with an even higher markup? Yeah.

“Work in the city”

seriously? terrifying? that’s dumb.

“Terrifying to go into”?

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

looks like a website already did that back in February, its a little ways down the page.

Thing in the middle is an Eagle carrying a “Fasces”: The namesake for “fascism”

I’m pretty sure there are several modern teams that would beat 90s world series winners.

Calling it now. ‘MAGA’ hats are the new swastika.

Schertzheads.

Transylvania University’s response really sucked the life out of me.

Schertz is a suburb of San Antonio. It’s about 150 miles inland from the nearest body of saltwater.

If you know the number of times you’ve been called a racist, you might be a racist. I think it’s right up there with “I’m not a racist I have X amount of Black friends”. And can people PLEASE stop with the fake apologies?! You know you’re not sorry for saying it. We know you’re not sorry for saying it. Take your L and…