Okay, so I’ve never actually been in a casino, so can someone please explain something to me: How exactly do you run up this sizable of debt in a casino?

When asked to comment on how this happened, Carton replied, “Up 28-3 and those motherfucking shitbirds couldn’t even cover the spread.”

Cops don’t give a shit about people or children. This is 100 percent about deportation.

What you did here was take the time to consider variables.

Also, jails are actually very dangerous to be in during natural disasters. They leave prisoners in flooded cells, practically abandon them in crowded, unsanitary, understaffed conditions, and give them too little food. A jail, especially in fucking Florida, is one of the least safe places to be.

No sane person would sign up to be the mouthpiece of the Devil. 

Pretty happy the ``let`s see some proof`` crowd got to eat their own words so quickly

Dan Lebatard was talking about this earlier today, and the texters that responded to the story were as vile as ever. Didn’t think a video supporting (not that a video needed to exist to support his story) the story would come out so quick.

This is a man who had Jeff George’s cock in his mouth so long he could describe it down to the root. This is a man who not three hours after Steve McNair was murdered by his mistress chose to write an article calling him a lousy husband & father all the while extolling the virtues of strip clubs. This is a man who…

Because one stands for Christmas poo and one stands for violent oppression and systematic dehumanization of brown bodies? Yeah, that’s what I was saying.

This will be settled out of court by each league’s respective washed up lawers.

Ever notice smart people don’t ever talk about their intellect?

On Tuesday she got a good dressing down in a statement from the state Republican party chair:

For his last act, Fieri pulled his greatest trick.

Or be entrenched in academia, running a university or something

Trump has the biggest, most destructive hurricanes. No president in history has had hurricanes like this. Many people, smart people, say they’re the best hurricanes.

He is just hoping to convince a couple pharmacies to neglect to board up all their windows before the storm hits.

JULY 6—Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men—including the producers of the hit show “24"—when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search, records show.

i could only hope that drug addled gasbag drowns in Irma

Then you see people buying up bottled water. Coincidence? Who’s making money here?