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Candy isn’t ready for much of shit, except trying to force her way into someone else’s reflected shine by any means necessary.

I feel so old. It is not hyperbole in any way to say that I understand absolutely no part of this article, other than somebody streamed something related to a “dance” in a “video game,” for 10 hours, and people gave him(?) money for it.

10 years for $35k, and Megyn Kelly gets $39M and early retirement.

Ann Coulter is apparently a grey Root commenter, as well. A true Renaissance woman.

I dunno, a last name like “Montoya” combined with that kind of worldview probably looks pretty damn attractive to a lot of people over there. They know the value of a token in validating their frothing masses’ racism. “See, one a’ them thinks it, too, it must be true!”

“Preppers” are also the whitest thing ever. Fractional loss of supremacy - or even just the threat of it - sends them squealing to the gun stores and the doomsday suppliers.

#AndAlsoThousandsInOrthodontics

The president of people who ride recumbent bikes

Sure, dad.

You cared enough to need to spit back, champ.

There’s no embarrassment in admitting I was wrong, and explicit speculation is fun.

I’ll profusely apologize for not performing complete due diligence on my internet comment at 1:40a.

Obviously in light of new information I have admitted I was wrong and been able to change my viewpoint. It’s a trait most intelligent people possess, and that is far too often completely lacking in discourse anymore.

OH NOES! I was wrong about something!!! Whatever shall I do???

This article was significantly changed from the original posting, which did not include any information about the man arrested, or even that anyone had been arrested, yet.

The article has been significantly changed since original posting, but don’t let that get in the way of your righteous self-pleasure.

I’m still thinking it’s a Nazi initiation thing, and the persons of interest are other Nazis in the area who may know the guy or be involved with him, and the “new direction” is “oh, shit, that’s right, acts of violence and murder against random innocent black people by Nazi clowns have been specifically spiking for

You’re a fucking moron, then.

It’s due to the confluence of two major factors (which can be traced as the source of so many of American society’s ills): 1) the championing of ignorance/degradation of learning, and 2) the destruction of labor.