Republican priorities, ranked:

Fascists protect other fascists. Shocking.

It’s so fitting that this phony ass nation gets a spray-tan Hitler, a turtle-mouthed Paul von Hindenburg, and ubermenschen soldiers carrying tiki torches to bring about its great disgrace. 

For everyone wondering how a gay latinx man votes for Trump: Trumpism says that your worst self is your preferred self. It is profoundly lazy and egotistical. That’s why it is the future of this broken-ass country. 

I’m not sure 100 million people can be “voted into submission,” though. Especially with the way rural areas are weighted in national elections, and with how far right we’ve already been pushed. To undo this damage will require drastic action that will likely galvanize resistance to it. Republican congresspeople have…

Oh, come on, he’d also give them that big, wet-brained thumbs-up! 

Trumpism says that your worst self is not only OK, it is your best self. It is specifically attractive to terrible people, and encourages the worst impulses of the weak and fearful. And they make up around 38% of the population of this country. I don’t know how you teach 100 million people to value knowledge,…

So when Flake, Murkowski, Collins, and Manchin had their little meeting, they figured out that Manchin would be covering for Murkowski, and Collins doesn’t actually care about appearing to care about women? Good to know, I guess.

Actually, these dipshits have pretty much gotten LEAs protected class status. It’s vile and just serves to emphasize that they value white supremacy above all else. 

Somebody for real owes me money for that header picture of me and my burgundy TL. 

Shit, you’d have to find him in his hidey-hole, cowering in a puddle of his own urine. There’s no way he’s gonna be first, but I have hope that he will hang at some point. 

I’m now obsessed with seeing Kushie completely bald. 

It is because they know, somewhere in that lizard brain, that they deserve it, that they deserve nothing less than how they have treated everyone else, throughout history. 

Painting themselves as the “real” victims, even while they enjoy power from every possible side, is a specifically engineered political strategy. 

Eh, currently only 14 executions would wipe the family out, it’s really not so bad, yet.

LipNeck is the only thing I shall call him from now on. 

I just need to say that I have made the “poor” decision to put mayo on a hot dog, because I was extremely poor and had mayo and hot dogs, and no ketchup/mustard/relish/aioli/what hav you (and also no buns, just sliced wheat bread, ugghhhhhhh). I wouldn’t recommend it, but let’s just say I’d definitely do it again…

Yeah.

There’s no saving this country. White hate will, apparently, trump logic every time. And there’s just too fucking many white people. 

*yarmulke