Right, but I know what’s wrong with Trump. 

Lol, no, a “no-brainer” would be not paying 10x too much, even if it’s better than 25x too much, for cold-brew coffee. Spend $18 on your own cold-brew setup, and if you must purchase something from Starbucks in order to feel complete, buy your beans from them, and pay ~$0.20/11oz.

Lol, no, a “no-brainer” would be not paying 10x too much, even if it’s better than 25x too much, for cold-brew…

Nobody wants to talk about how the entire “breastaurant” culture that places like this perpetuate is also to blame, here? 

I’m disappointed every day that someone doesn’t just murder every single one of these propagandist leeches. 

I honestly can’t figure out what’s wrong with Jeanine Pirro, and how she hid it for so long as to rise through the judicial ranks. She is clearly deficient in many ways, both intellectual and emotional. 

I used to make $15/day as an intern in NYC. I don’t even want to know what that makes me. “Capable of living off of one jar of peanut butter and one loaf of bread for a week,” definitely. 

She gets another 300/month from the grandparents, so already at 38.4k/year. 

The way you can understand it is: this probably didn’t ever really happen. 

Nah. I do almost all business by text, some by email. Maybe 5% over the phone, and mostly I train my clients who like to talk over the phone by replying to them via text. It’s easily accessible, easily organized, and provides a written record that is easily referred to. Information given in a phone call has to be…

I don’t actually believe this is real, first, but you’re absolutely right. The responsibility is on the person who got the new number (who even does that anymore???) to identify themselves from the jump. That’s some basic modern courtesy shit. 

The big question is, how to combat it?

It was more “this is how I live on an intern’s salary of $25/hr” (which, btw, is pretty fucking good for an internship already). She just glossed over the $40+k she is gifted, tax-free, every year and talked about her $200/month gym membership and shit. 

You should cut your dad out of your life. 

Yep. Her realistic income is north of $100k including everything from her parents, grandparents, and internship. The rich get richer. 

Also most are completely unemployable in any other context. 

It will run into trouble for a spell but so long as they don’t actually decide to stop collecting SSI it will smooth back out, certainly by the time a 22 year old would be eligible to use it.

Yeah, nah, her parents give her $40,ooo a year, minimum. Like, for real fuck that bitch. I have lived in NYC for years at a time on less than her fucking allowance. 

Well, yeah, that’s kind of the result of enough people not caring. It’s exhausting feeling like you’re trying to push this inert mountain of apathy and social media obsession to notice that straight up Nazis (mostly really, really stupid ones, but still) are running the fucking country. But I definitely agree that the…

My first thought was, of course, Rohrabacher, but that wheezing mummy definitely doesn’t text. 

It’s unlawful imprisonment by the book, but probably zero chance he gets prosecuted for that.