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No way.

Sure, homie, do everything you can to avoid ever actually taking a look at yourself. I bet that’s working great for you.

Yeah, that dude is pretty sure he’s gonna sleep with his new sister-in-law.

If you’re being called racist at work I’m gonna go ahead and say you’ve got some shit you need to fix.

If you spend any willing minutes socializing with people who “go nigger hunting” you’re a racist and there’s literally nothing you can say or do that changes that.

“I didn’t know I was being [recorded]” makes it so much worse and it’s hilarious that these people all think it’s some kind of excuse. Like, this is who you are when you think nobody is watching, so this is really who you are.

This is a fun universe, isn’t it? There are no rules!

I know hundreds of grown men with dyed hair and piercings and nearly all of them aren’t mush-brained coons like Rodman, so that’s a weak point to harp on.

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Yeah, “Man in the Mirror” makes it even more fucked up.

I’ll take a donut date with T.O. over dipshits like Whitlock and Irvin any day.

The only right thing for the American media to do now is to focus entirely on Rodman’s role and effect on the talks, and completely ignore Trump. Everything that happens during the summit should be credited to Rodman. It should be referred to as the Rodman-Kim Summit at all times.

I think you mean to say 9/10 people with that accent are racist, because there are plenty of racist white people with all kinds of accents.

It’s the easiest thing in the world to imagine that a privileged schmuck like Giuliani has never even considered using a VPN.

It’s going to be way, way more disturbing than anyone thought when it turns out there are hacked webcam vids of Ghouliani beating it to 9/11 videos.

I really do love it when they prove my assertions for me.

Trump supporters are one of three things:

You should gargle my cock and balls until you learn to be quiet on your own.

Yes, in fact, without the Black Panther franchise I would know without a doubt that Wakanda is fictional. Please don’t project your ignorance onto me.

Hm, I guess it must be you, then. Imagine that, dumb fucks who won’t shut up making people angry.