I swear to god before it’s all over we are going to hear Donald Trump say “nigger,” whether on an old tape or live and direct. Bet.

Precisely. Also, boycotts show people that you’re serious. A sustained boycott is a mighty cudgel.

I knowwwwwww, but it was too good a setup to let go. I actually had to go through a few pictures to find one where you couldn’t see Mike’s arms.

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!

Boycotts have proven the only consistently effective means of promoting change in this fucked up country.

Apparently Glover stayed in character as Teddy the entire time they filmed. He even had security for “Teddy,” and interacted with everyone as Teddy, with the high voice and everything. It freaked some folks out.

Uh, it’s not their problem.

She’s allergic to peanuts, not poppies.

Zimmerman was armed with more than a pocket knife but you are, of course, not wrong.

Congratulations on the dumbest fucking take possible.

The police believe they are at war with “undesirable” elements of this country. They are trained this way by cowardly shitstain white people like Dave Grossman, the founder of Killology Research Group (yes, that’s the real name), who literally encourages them to kill people and feel good about it.

Following someone who is attempting to get away from you and then getting out of your car aggressively, armed with a pocket knife, is a super great idea for all you scrawny little bitch white racists out there. I see no way it could possibly end with you dead in a parking lot.

So is Arrow still a totally overwrought melodramatic mess (Dawson’s Creek: Starling City)? Because I enjoyed it for a season or two but god damn it went deep on the messy teenage drama bullshit.

The Teddy Perkins episode really fucked me up. Donald Glover is the most talented person in Hollywood right now.

It’s boundary-testing. They are seeing how far the Trump racism effect is going to reach, and if they are going to get to go back to Jim Crow. I’m not convinced they won’t.

It’s probably a good thing I quit drinking in 2015 just before Trump became an actual primary candidate or I would definitely be dead by now. As it is, weed, weed, and more weed is barely stopping me from murdering so many white people.

Killin’ fitty men will age you.

Nah, Sessions even turned on the KKK over weed. He’s got a real hang-up about it, even stronger than his virulent racism, apparently.

I make a point of not watching/listening to any of these ghouls directly as much as possible, so I had forgotten - until I heard him on NPR today - just how much Jeff Sessions sounds like a dumb hillbilly child. Of course it could have to do with the fact that he was bemoaning a 40,000-person drop in federal prison…

But this article is spectacular.