I was one of those idiots in virtual line. I waited 11 hours. But I mean, it wasn’t horrific like physically standing in line for 11 hours. I just kept the page open on my laptop while I worked and made dinner. I’ve been trying to go for 10 years so I’m pretty pumped. 

Close Enough needs to be on this list

Not weight related, but I find that if I put on makeup when leaving the house to run errands, people will actually look me in the eye when I talk to them and are much nicer. 

Those pants are super unflattering

As someone who has worked in a coffee shop for over 15 years, managed one, and briefly owned one: I’m fucking glad they are dying. 

They’re all terrible. They’re right up there with all the sappy feel-good pandemic themed commercials that keep getting jammed down my throat every time Jeopardy! goes to commercial. I thought we all learned a valuable lesson after that embarrassing Gal Gadot crap??

Luckily my husband works M-F while I work at home. If he lost his job or was forced to work from home, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have a face by now. 

This is what America needs

I would love to walk every day but the neighborhood I live in is pretty shitty and walking around it is pretty unpleasant. The city also shut down all its parks and nature trails so I can’t even go to a better area to walk around. 

Kind of no one? Hot buttered rum pie makes me throw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it. Same with mince meat pie. Rhubarb just weirds me out. Allison wins because 80% of her list is A+++, Marnie comes in 2nd for turtle AND oreo pie, and Aimee loses because apple is the only acceptable/non-gross af choice…

Morning Star burger patties are basically non-edible to me. Gardein black bean burgers are actually decent but get kind of boring. I think Beyond is definitely the king of imposter meat products. I’ve yet to try the Quorn patties. 

How is the Morning Star chorizo crumbles? I like the Trader Joes soy chorizo but I’m curious about Morning Star’s version.

I get up for work at 4:00 am every day and commute 2 hours to work, so working-from-home is basically a delicious dream.

Gold Bond Radiance Renewal or Gold Bond Ultimate Healing Hand Cream. Both are super creamy and keep my shit moisturized all day, and there’s no overpowering flowery scent.

It’s my birthday on the 29th so I plan to spend it doing a mix of nothing and something extremely awesome. 

That lemon Noosa is to die for, same with the blood orange flavor. 

If I leave the stove on, I call my husband. Where I live neighbors do not talk to each other. Most people are suspicious of one another and there is no community. I’ve never lived in a place like this before and I honestly cannot wait to move away. 

I think they’re setting it up to be that way - that he has no idea what he’s doing in terms of parenting and it freaks him out and him and Kate are going to end up divorced with Kate mainly raising baby Jack. 

Finally, I shall be recognized. 

I don’t know what happened to Tame Impala but their new stuff (anything after Lonerism) is unlistenable to me. Innerspeaker was their best album and now they’re just some weird generic pop disco group.