I splurge on Rancho Gordo alllll the time and I don’t give a fuck. It’s worth it.

Fucking gross and also: a huge waste of money. 

That breakfast looks good but that pork sandwich thing looks DRY as fuck.

Nope. Gross. It is gross. And bad. 

I honestly believe if they ever did a live action movie of Futurama, Samberg would obviously have to be Fry. 

I’m 36 and my parents STILL laugh about how much I hated The Pearl. 

I also think it looks like something the fictional pop star Powerline from A Goofy Movie would wear, and everyone knows that character was loosely based on Prince.

I agree. Igor was pretty boring.

NOOOOOOOO. Shopping at Fairway is one of my most cherished memories of living in New York. 

I think you did it wrong? I think Warren doesn’t wash her face but just uses Pond’s cold cream, the moisturizer. It looks like you were using the Pond’s cold cream makeup-remover (the one with the green lid). Which...yeah. 

I have US Bank and I’m fine with it. They have a $6.95 monthly fee that they always give back to me and I don’t really know why. There’s a fee to use non-USB ATM’s but I never carry cash so I don’t use ATM’s. The only horrific bank that I had problems with was Bank of America. 

I’m sorry, but what the fuck IS this shit??

In the middle of my marriage I ended up going back to school which entailed that we would have to move, which would mean my husband would have to give up his job and uproot everything. My acceptance into the university was basically a full-ride: I was offered grants that covered all of my tuition and I was offered…

I feel like the argument of “It’s going to be a cult classic!” is a last ditch effort to defend this garbage movie. It’s not going to be. It’s just bad and everyone involved with it should feel bad and owes us all an apology.

So maybe some people here can give me some insight on this?

I’m personally cancelling CBD right now, today. My eyes are in pain from rolling so much and so hard every time I see some rando object “infused” with CBD. Fuck off with this shit. 

That dog legit creeps me out. Not just because I hate the Trump people, but the dog gives me weird vibes. I think it’s because it has a creepy weird human looking face.

I 100% have to fall asleep to an episode of The Simpsons every night. One lamp is on. My husband is there. I take some melatonin 2-hours before I turn on an episode and I’m asleep in 20 minutes. At 8:20, my husband shuffles me off to bed and I have the perfect sleep. One time I tried to practice “sleep mindfulness”…

I live in the North Bay area but commute to my job near South San Francisco

YEAH. You get it. What podcasts are you into?