I feel like he was probably trying to quick pitch - maybe he thought the batter was taking forever.  That's all I got

Thats impressive - the rivers/Paul/Griffin era floppers were one of the least likeable sports teams I've ever seen, but good on ya for sticking to your guns

would the games at the garden be fun if the knicks were good?

are we sure this isn’t his own weird way of repsonding to the morey/china thing?

9 grammys, half of an EGOT, is she really one of the most accomplished musicians of all time? or am i missing some sort of tongue in cheek tone

Ninja'd

are the rams decidedly better than the jaguars?

i don’t *actually* think lebron was projecting when he said morey wasn’t educated on the situation at hand when he spoke, but it feels like he might as well have been.  

That depends on where in the world they are

Wait how is that going against the spirit of the rule

If Mahomes only makes the throw because he saw a flag, how can they say the penalty happened while the ball was in the air?

i will celebrate this because elena delle donne deserved a ring with all her poorly timed injury troubles, because athletes achieving success at the highest levels of competition is exciting, and most of all, because it will piss off mewling pissbaby dan snyder and his cronies.

i guess they missed the memo that the only way to be cool or funny in the 21st century is by being ironic

i would consider continuing this argument if i believed you could do so in good faith. “if it won’t live up to X values” is something you’re clearly not willing to analyze critically but whatevs, you do you bud.

That would be a fucked up overreach of governmental power not entirely disparate from the totalitarian Chinese government we're supposed to be criticizing over here

I like the weather where I’m from, even if it has been balls off hot for the past 2 months.

my hatred for the dodgers is more recent and less intense.

wood fired pizza ovens ideally range anywhere from 850-1000 degrees fahrenheit so this seems to be right in the wheelhouse for a neapolitan pie.  

there’s a local brand here in memphis called nikki’s hot ass chips that is pretty fire, both in terms of quality and in terms of pleasant spiciness. using your scale i’d go with 5, 7, 6. they also sell a spicy seasoning that i put on everything.

is there a non-dairy option?