Much as I don't care for the Patriots, anyone sticking it to ol' grey dick is a win for me 

that’s completely impractical

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I feel like this leaves something out - like how does it make your wife feel better if she's not checking your daughter's location?

Then why bring it up at all?

Basketball is such an obvious answer I’m a little concerned there was ever a debate. Also I’m not convinced Luis has ever seen an NBA player throw a punch.

i agree with the author’s take except the sandwich i had from popeye’s wasn’t very good.  i haven’t had a chick fil a one in several months at least though, so i can’t say how it compares.  

i don’t have kids, so i can’t speak from that perspective but...

...Justin Verlander is a professional athlete. People write bad things about famous people sometimes. Sometimes you rise above it and act professionally, sometimes you convince your team to violate the rules because your feelings are hurt.

Is that the correct point? Is baseball less popular because of what's happening on the baseball field? Or because other sports are taking up more of the market share?

it’s kinda crazy to me that Davis is pretty much the best 5 in the league and lebron is one of the best 4s in the league yet neither of them want to play those positions.  makes it harder to root for them for sure.  

God forbid someone act professionally while being paid millions of dollars to play a game

This has got to be one of the lamest things ever in a sport notorious for lame things/men happening

I am relieved to discover that the people consulted by Jezebel are able to relay the conductive attributes of metal

The restaurant I used to work at has these as their barstools and the chairs in the article as their table chairs; where I currently work has the barstools without the backs.

This is an extremely generous reading of the situation

What? He's basically giving the NFL a platform to say "what? We care about black people! Jay-Z says so!" Whether that's worth anything in the real world is up for debate, but I guarantee you ever Trump voting NFL fan will say those exact words about the NFL every time kaepernick's protest comes up for the duration of…

Darth Maul, whose badassness is limited only by the terrible death they gave him

if only jake lloyd had featured as a “young anakin” in the first film instead of being anakin for the whole movie

i say you’re skipping one of the best characters in the star wars film universe if you skip over episode I