God forbid someone act professionally while being paid millions of dollars to play a game

This has got to be one of the lamest things ever in a sport notorious for lame things/men happening

I am relieved to discover that the people consulted by Jezebel are able to relay the conductive attributes of metal

The restaurant I used to work at has these as their barstools and the chairs in the article as their table chairs; where I currently work has the barstools without the backs.

This is an extremely generous reading of the situation

What? He's basically giving the NFL a platform to say "what? We care about black people! Jay-Z says so!" Whether that's worth anything in the real world is up for debate, but I guarantee you ever Trump voting NFL fan will say those exact words about the NFL every time kaepernick's protest comes up for the duration of…

Darth Maul, whose badassness is limited only by the terrible death they gave him

and the trump campaign ads on facebook harp about the “big government” of the “socialist” democratic party

if only jake lloyd had featured as a “young anakin” in the first film instead of being anakin for the whole movie

i say you’re skipping one of the best characters in the star wars film universe if you skip over episode I

Matt "26 + 17 is 43!" Nagy

How will that team stop Roy hibbert in the paint?! Smdh

apparently it worked for greg schiano.  maybe you have to dumb it down a little for the football crowd?

I also watch south Park.

I think the stars will still come out for the Olympics - I think thats seen as more prestigious to american players than the world cup.

As an NBA fan, absolutely not. The NBA season is the most important thing in the world of basketball. International tournaments are fun too, but they don’t beat the NBA finals, which is why so many stars are dropping out. Also for the U.S. the Olympics is the only basketball tourney that really matters, and that’s…

I think it's a poor translation

The 49ers are so bad they lost the super bowl to a fellow NFC team? That’s impressive and depressing.

A sauce made from a marinade is inherently a reduction, unless of course you’re using drippings to make a gravy, in which case it will still be brought to summer at least. If you can’t make your sauce without burning it, you shouldn’t be in the kitchen.  It's not rocket science - once it's simmering for a few minutes…

Boiling would concentrate the flavors by reducing the water content.  Why make extra when you can use what you already have?