TIL anyone at all outside of Louisiana even gives a shit about LSU

What the fuck is wrong with you

Am I crazy? Didn't jerry Jones both kneel with and hold hands with his players hands during the brief period when NFL owners pretended to be woke, before Trump pretended to give a fuck about it?!  Did he think people would forget?  What a fucking clueless dipshit

if they are so worlds ahead of everyone else, they’re not gonna be butthurt by her speaking her mind. 

i’ve *also* seen chappelle’s show.

My confusion about the situation is - of course he doesn’t care if he’s famous, he has the unique ability to be a superstar athlete multimillionaire and do whatever he wants? What the hell does he care?

...he actually did use the “rap lyrics” excuse.  

lol

It used to be my favorite too. I don’t order it anymore primarily because Domino’s and pizza hut have better deals. I do prefer their garlic margarine though, and I enjoyed getting a pepperoncino in every box.

Are cops allowed to say "you got fouled in a pick up game, have a nice day sir" and then not show up to a call?

lol

in my experience it’s pretty common for high gravity offerings to be served in such a glass

ew sours are gross.  also IPAs are still ubiquitous.  maybe they’re not de rigeur anymore for those “in the know” but for much of the country they’re the most commonly offered style of craft beer. 

apparently denver is the center of the universe?

i would enjoy this outcome and i don’t even like the phillies

as a cubs fan, i’m 100% confident the cubs will give up some talent for him because, hey, he can’t be worse than our second through fifth rotation guys, right?!

LOL SOME GUY TRAGICALLY OD’ED THAT’S WAY WORSE

the update isn’t actually evident in this body of the original post...

also, the guy’s an asshole and should be held to a standard to which he isn’t being held. 

SPORTS OR CELEBS YOU PICK WHAT DUMB NONSENSE YOU CARE ABOUT APPARENTLY

why can’t we all go back to 10 years ago when everyone loved playing tf2 and no one was famous for streaming their dumb fps games