Isn’t he like 45?

“we have a pizza menu and a snacks menu, the snacks are like appetizers. We also have a small plates menu - some of these are big enough for a one person entree and some are better intended for sharing. If you plan on getting a lot of snacks and small plates, 1 pizza should be enough for 1 or 2 people but if you’re…

Why do people get soooo bent out of shape by being told they’re doing something that is “mildly tacky?” Like, you do you, and suck it up when someone thinks you’re kind of dumb for being yourself.

I pray you stay true to your word and aren’t just emptily lashing out at a stranger on the internet.

Is this an ironic comment where you knew it was D’Angelo instead of Avon and were trying to troll people, or did you just forget in the hurry to try to make a relevant joke?

Are you suggesting he’s hung around “for threh” or more years than he ought to have?

Bruh that’s 6 cheeses

Inbounding kid will forever regret trying to throw a 3 quarters court chest pass

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Wait... Why is vaginal intercourse inherently consensual?

I’m all about pointing out, protesting, and condemning the racial disparity of the U.S. Justice and penal systems, but I also feel that if he *did* rape that young woman, then he deserves to serve a prison sentence.

Just an excellent take that relies minimally on vulgar language, thankfully

It’s not a matter of physics?

I’m not familiar with the terminology, but I feel like context clues make it clear what it means.

This is a very weird take

....we’re clutching pearls about nerds having kids now?

I would be inclined to agree in certain situations, but I don’t see how the donors of a Christian school in Texas would care about this.

It’s not random?

Hosting Olympics is known to be a massive economic strain on cities. Is the same not the case for a world cup?

Getting offended on someone else’s behalf and losing your shit on strangers on the internet doesn’t strike me as remotely healthy, but what do I know, I’m not a published novelist.